when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
birb is sleppy and wnATS to go NITE NITE
the NAP desire look suspicious like a YODEL TIME.
you know what bless snapchat. thousands of years of human evolution have led to being able to send a 10-second video of a rubber chicken luxuriously swathed in sheer fabric with sexy saxophone music playing in the background.