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Maybe you’re my love <3


deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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importantbirds:


birb is sleppy and wnATS to go NITE NITE

the NAP desire look suspicious like a YODEL TIME.  

importantbirds:

birb is sleppy and wnATS to go NITE NITE

the NAP desire look suspicious like a YODEL TIME.  


check out this trailer for the new scary movie i’m making



chanceoftsunderestorms:

you know what bless snapchat. thousands of years of human evolution have led to being able to send a 10-second video of a rubber chicken luxuriously swathed in sheer fabric with sexy saxophone music playing in the background.



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